Hallie's Berries.

I am Hallie. 20. Arkansas.

The Game. Bahahhaa

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I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry


we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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I just want to be naked and dance in the sun then collapse in a long grassy wildflower meadow and nap all afternoon

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reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

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